is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
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I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
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I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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