Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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