is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Everyone says I win the strip club
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