She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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