I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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