look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
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