If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
where are my eyebrows?
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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