Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
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Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
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You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
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