that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Randomize
