Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
