omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Also, beer. Big fan.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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