He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
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What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
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He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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