I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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