Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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