i would punch a child for taco bell
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
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