they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
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I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
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I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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