she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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