OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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