you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
