3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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