Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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