I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
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Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
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I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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