Cold hands, warm shart.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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