what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
So squirting runs in the family.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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