yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Randomize
