I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
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So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
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No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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