Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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