Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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