We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
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this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
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So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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