I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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