Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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