it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
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Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
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I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
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