i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
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I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
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i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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