help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
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There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
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I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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