It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
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Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
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YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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