I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
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