My brain says no but my pants say off.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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