Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
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who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
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Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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