The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
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you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
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The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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