if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
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It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
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Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
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