And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
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