You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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