1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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