So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
You need Xanax blowdarts
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
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