She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
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Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
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Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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