i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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