You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
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tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
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you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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