: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
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last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
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I need you to use more vowels.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
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I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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