In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
Randomize
