Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
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I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
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I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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