We're like a lot better than the average bears
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
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let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
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Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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