Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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