so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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