The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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