This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
I don't think brook has ever known best
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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