you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
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naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
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I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
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Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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