I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
can u get pink eye on your cock?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
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i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
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You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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