i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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