32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
